The Old Guard 2 (2025) Movie Review

The Old Guard 2 (2025) (IMDB)

The Old Guard 2 movie poster

I read comics just about every day. If you are a fan of comics you may have read The Old Guard graphic novel series by Greg Rucka and Leandro Fernandez. I recommend it. When I saw it was to become a movie on Netflix I was excited. Charlize Theron ! Yes please. And the first movie was fine. I wished it was better but it was worth a watch. I was hoping for a sequel that was even better because I knew the story was good from previously reading it.

Sadly, this movie is flat and feels unfinished. The story was not fulfilling and it felt a bit boring. I would skip it. But, I am writing a review of the movie because in the opening scene the group splits up as they are raiding an estate and one half of the group takes “the maze” portion of the job. They take out gunman in a hedge maze. I’m going to be honest, they say maze but they never show it from afar and it seems more like a garden than a maze so the movie didn’t even get this right.

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983) Movie Review

Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone (1983) (IMDB)

Spacehunter Adventures in the Forbidden Zone movie poster

When I sat down to watch this movie, one that I had no idea about until I did a deep search on IMDB, I had low expectations. The initial titles told me this was going to be rough, but seeing a dystopian space movie with Molly Ringwald in her prime pulled me in. After a crash landing on a planet full of mutants, 2 bounty hunters (including Molly) chase the $ to attempt a rescue of 3 captives. The movie has a Mad Max feel and is better than many Star Wars inspired movies from this time. In fact, this movie was released 1 week before Return of the Jedi. During the last third of the movie, Molly is captured by the mutants, but if she can traverse a maze without dying she is promised her release. The maze is a Mad Max style obstacle course like a horror Wipeout. Molly plays her typical moody, complaining character.

I give it a 5.4/10.

Flowers (2015) Movie Review

Flowers (2015) (IMDB)

Flowers 2015 movie poster

I found this movie on an IMDB list that said it may contain a maze which also described the movie as “abstract”. That is exactly what this movie is. I had to read and explanation online to understand what was actually going on during the movie. There is no dialogue or narration or voiceover to explain anything. Just a group of mangled women making their way through passageways under a house and inside the walls of a house. It feels claustrophobic at times and a bit mazelike. The music fits the movie, but there is not a lot going on. The kind of movie you can watch at 3X speed, but that would ruin the mood the director wanted you to feel during the movie. So I suggest you skip it.

I give it a 3.4/10.

Inheritance (2024) Movie Review

Inheritance (2024) (IMDB)

Inheritance (2024) Movie Poster

I like a good old whodunnit movie with an ensemble cast. This one happens to be a Polish film (also known as Spadek), but you can watch it in English on Netflix. A family gathers at an large estate after the owner has been murdered to be read the will. The will stipulates that there will be a game to determine who receives a portion of the fortune. The levels are fun and typical for this type of movie, but most importantly one of the later levels is a maze they need to solve as a group ! It just so happens that the maze is dynamic with moving walls !! Here is a screenshot of the maze:

Inheritance 2024 screenshot of maze

Overall the movie is ok. I liked it better than the reviews, but it is nothing to seek out unless you like this genre of movie.

I give it a 5.8/10.